

Cardboard Longsword who needs guns? that stuff'll fall apart, manCardboard Longsword by ~graphicgraphite
you're walking 'round with a disaster in hand
call me whatever, you just wait and see
the wrath of my new weapon could beast that .223
I've got a cardboard longsword, and it packs heat
I've got a cardboard longsword but I don't know how to use it wisely!
I've got a cardboard longsword, and it packs heat
I've got a cardboard longsword but I don't know how to use it wisely!
now, you may say I've brought a knife to a gunfight
but man, my cardboard longsword'll show you what's right!
I'll slash through rubber, steel, rock, titanium, too
does so much more than any ordinary weaponry could
marycarol
eeets meeech
aren't you sooooo
excited?
I know I am.
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